My man, the Crusader

I'm Jewish and C is not. Since my parents (namely my dad) want a Jewish ceremony, we're meeting with a cantor on Saturday about officiating for us.

My dad is very excited about this, and wonders constantly if he and my mother should come with us. With C not being Jewish, my father called me yesterday on his way to work, asking me, "Does he know we don't do idol worship?" Last night, I received another call at home: "Does he know the messiah hasn't come yet?"

I'm on the phone with my mother about whether they really need to come with us and she tells me, "You're both grown adults. As long as C doesn't hit the cantor over the head with a cross, he'll marry you."