An American M in Paris

"I present to you La Tour Eiffel!"

Up close and personal

I thought New York could be bad, but Paris was worse when it comes to the velvet rope mentality. The Louis Vuitton store on the Champs Elysees makes people wait in line to get in the store and don't even think of messing with the Fronch bouncer posted out front....

"You, with le fanny pack - you are so not getting in!"

At The Louvre, he's on the outside looking in

Yeah, I feel your pain buddy...

The Holy Grail is not at the Louvre, it's here in this patisserie

Poor unsuspecting cheese realized only too late that the Cheese Monster that is Moi was about to hit them...

"Mon Dieu! Run, Brie, run!"

Pere Lachaise cemetery, current home to Jim Morrison, Oscar Wilde, Proust, Modigliani, and scores of other cultural icons

If you ever have trouble finding Jim Morrison's grave - like we did during our visit - we found the signage to be very helpful