Friday, February 17, 2006

Stupidity: A Photo Essay

Courtesy of www.pantalaine.com. So you don't have to ask- yes, it's real. There is in fact a store catering to people who wish they'd been conjoined to someone else at birth.
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Because nothing is a better motivator than four people feeling your thigh fat.
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"Now that we're, like, all Siamese, Janine, I'm punkier than ever!"
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"Word! Punky Brewster ain't got nothin' on me!"
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It's not okay to raise your child without giving them issues.
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Taking co-dependency to a whole new level

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Endorsed by your local chapter of the Cuddle Party organization

(check out the "Cuddlemonials" for truly compelling reading)

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Santa's elves are serving time at the North Pole Jail. They've been chain-ganged for dipping into the toys.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My dearest blogger...

Perhaps in your vodka-clouded college days you neglected to attend a marketing class or three. It is there that you would have discovered that niche-markets such as siamese twins pose very lucrative opportunities to clothing manufacturers.

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