Ted was his name

I've got Cat Scratch Fever today. For some reason, I can't stop thinking about Ted Nugent.

Ever since I caught the Behind The Music episode devoted
to him, a strange dormant crush has taken root in my mind, only to surface hardcore every several months. Usually when I'm PMSing really hard, bitching left and right and not making any sense except to myself, I know Ted and that handlebar moustache are the only ones who will call me out on the bullshit and put me in my place. He's a man's man. Different strokes for different folks, you know? You've got Brad Pitt, I've got Ted Nugent.

Wango Tango baby.